Wow! Just Wow!! I truly cannot say enough Amazing things about Vanessa here at Theda Alchemies. An absolute true master of her craft. She is so in-tune with the body, it’s absolutly magical. She takes the time to listen and caters to your unique individual needs. This wasn’t just a good massage, this was a complete mind & body connection that didn’t miss a detail or beat. If you’ve been looking for an experience that’s next level, great value with expert experience, she’s the one and worth booking in advance for if necessary!! Thank you Vanessa, for who you are and what you do!!
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Vanessa is truly an outstanding massage artist. She has thought through every element of the massage experience — from the beautiful, calming space to the wide variety of aromatics, the music, and even the texture and warmth of the bed. Every detail feels intentional and designed to help you fully relax.
And the massage itself? Truly a work of art. I felt completely melted from head to toe — the kind of deep, restorative relaxation that you don’t get very often and immediately know you’ll be thinking about later.
What really sets her apart is how practical, kind, and down-to-earth she is when talking about your goals and any limitations. I came in with a broken foot, and she worked with me to find the perfect setup of bolsters and pillows so that I was comfortable the entire time. I never once felt awkward or like I was “extra work.”
And the care doesn’t stop there — when I had a little throat tickle, she even offered me a cough drop. It’s rare to meet someone who is not only incredibly talented, but also truly passionate about what they do and thoughtful about the entire experience from every angle.
While part of me wants to keep her as Ozaukee County’s best-kept secret, I can’t help but share how wonderful Vanessa is. This was a true five-star experience and I can’t recommend her enough.
Show moreVanessa is absolutely amazing! She has such a calming presence and is truly attentive to what your body needs. She adjusts every session with so much care and intention, and her technique is both soothing and deeply effective. The space she has created is relaxing and peaceful, with a comforting atmosphere that helps you unwind the moment you walk in. I always leave feeling calmer and deeply cared for. I would definitely recommend Vanessa to anyone!
Show moreNo hyperbole, the best massage I’ve ever had. I haven’t had hundreds of massages, but enough to know the difference between someone who is just checking a box versus someone who is a master of their craft and enjoys what they do. Vanessa had me driftin’ and feeling the best I’ve ever felt leaving a massage. True story. If Vanessa’s mission in life is to make you feel at ease and comfortable, she’s succeeding! The entire experience was absolutely wonderful. Vanessa does it right. Thank you Vanessa! I will be back, and soon you’ll be meeting my wife.
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